99 bottles of beer on the wall...

58 bottles of beer on the wall,
58 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
57 bottles of beer on the wall.

(ooh, "fifty-seven bottles of beer on the wall" - that's an ugly line)

57 bottles of beer on the wall,
57 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
56 bottles of beer on the wall.

Is Chrismas over yet? *whines*

56 bottles of beer on the wall,
56 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
55 bottles of beer on the wall.

I haven't even done my Christams Shopping yet.

Wait - that gives me an idea...

55 bottles of beer on the wall,
55 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Wrap it up,
Give it to a friend,
Pretend you bought it with your own money,
54 bottles of beer on the wall.

54 bottles of beer on the wall,
54 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
53 bottles of beer on the wall.

It's a good job Hostboard went down during the winter, otherwise all these beers would be warm by now.

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ December 27, 2006 04:58 AM: Message edited by: Ersby ]</font>

53 bottles of beer on the wall,
53 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
52 bottles of beer on the wall.

Oh my God, that's TWO 5cats! It makes 10cats! *burp*

52 bottles of beer on the wall,
52 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
51 bottles of beer on the wall.

Almost halfway.

51 bottles of beer on the wall,
51 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Hand it around,
50 bottles of beer on the wall.

hifty gottles of geer on the war,
hifty gottles of geer,
Hake one down,
Hand it around,
horty hie gottles of geer on the war.

I did that without moving my lips!

49 bottles of beer on the wall,
49 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
pass it around,
48 bottles of beer on the wall.

What? I got here late and it's my first one.

48 bottles of beer on the wall,
48 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
pass it around,
47 bottles of beer on the wall.

47 bottles of beer on the wall,
47 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
pass it around,
46 bottles of beer on the wall.

46 bottles of beer on the wall,
46 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
pass it around,
45 bottles of beer on the wall.

45 bottles of beer on the wall,
45 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
pass it around,
44 bottles of beer on the wall.

Hey Ers, sorry I haven't been around, work has been kicking my @$$!

Pass the bottle!!!

44 bottles of beer on the wall
44 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
43 bottles of beer on the wall!

mmmm, beeeer!

43 bottles of beer on the wall
43 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
42 bottles of beer on the wall!

42 bottles of beer on the wall
42 bottles of beer!
Take three down
Pass it around
39 bottles of beer on the wall!

What?!? I was thirsty!!!

39 bottles of beer on the wall
39 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
38 bottles of beer on the wall!

37 bottles of beer on the wall
37 bottles of beer!
I hate beer
I threw one away,
36 bottle of beer on the wall!

36 bottles of beer on the wall
36 bottles of beer!
Take One Down,
*Hey do we have any wine coolers?*,
35 bottles of beer on the wall!

38 bottles of beer on the wall
38 bottles of beer!
If one of those bottles
should happen to fall,
37 bottle of beer on the wall!

35 bottles of beer on the wall
35 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
34 bottles of beer on the wall!

Ohhhhhhh 34 bottles of beer on the wall
34 bottles of beer!
Take one down
PASS IT AROUND!
33 bottles of beer on the wall!

Ohhhhhhh 33 bottles of beer on the wall
33 bottles of beer!
Take one down
PASS IT AROUND!
32 bottles of beer on the wall!

It's nice when by just cutting and pasting you can look really enthusiastic.

Hey I worked hard at making it look enthusiastic! It's your rassum frassum quest! [img]redface.gif[/img] P~~~~~~ lol

Ohhhhhhh 32 bottles of beer on the wall
32 bottles of beer!
Take one down
THROW IT AROUND! *Ersby catch!*
31 bottles of beer on the wall!

31 bottles of beer on the wall,
31 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
Shake it up,
Open it in Asis' direction,
30 bottles of beer on the wall.

30 bottles of beer on the wall,
30 bottles of beer!
Chug one down,
Pass the can around,
29 bottles of beer on the wall!

*goes to get towel to dry off*

29 bottles of beer on the wall
29 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
28 bottles of beer on the wall!

28 bottles of beer on the wall
28 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
27 bottles of beer on the wall!

26 bottles of beer on the wall
26 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
25 bottles of beer on the wall!

27 bottles of beer on the wall
27 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
26 bottles of beer on the wall!

25 bottles of beer on the wall
25 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
24 bottles of beer on the wall!

Phew, caught up a bit. It's been a few days after all.

24 bottles of beer on the wall
24 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
23 bottles of beer on the wall!

23 bottles of beer on the wall
23 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
22 bottles of beer on the wall!

Hey! Ersby's drinking all the beers!

22 bottles of beer on the wall
22 bottles of beeer!
If one of those bottles
Should happen to fall
21 bottles of beer on the wall!

Five beers in a week? I don't think that's excessive.

21 bottles of beer on the wall
21 bottles of beeer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
20 bottles of beer on the wall!

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 20, 2007 03:33 AM: Message edited by: Ersby ]</font>

20 bottles of beer on the wall
20 bottles of beer!
Take one down
Pass it around
19 bottles of beer on the wall!

19 bottles of beer on the wall,
19 bottles of beer!
Take one down,
Pass it around,
18 bottles of beer on the wall!

18 Bottles of beer on the wall
18 bottles of beeeer!
If one of those bottles
should happen to fall
17 bottles of beer on the wall!

(Hi ersby!)

Looks like you guys & gals are slowing down, so I thought I'd just point out that the last 8 bottles aren't beer. They're rum.